Three Pounds of Bakon :: The Suspects

The Suspects

Three Pounds of Bakon f**ks s**t up 24-7. Do not fear the meat. Hard rock never tasted so good! Coming from the bowels of Los Angeles, 500 pounds of hard rock blubber will make ya stomach churn! Three hooligans who spit in the face of their forefathers and tear off the hands that feed them. Raised on a diet of wolves' milk and blood sausage, these fearless freaks will beat you till your ears explode.

Name: Gino Chachinno a.k.a. Elmer St. Nicehair
Weapon: Sixx Stringzz o' Terror
Favorite Food: Anything Italian, with lots of grease, especially from C&O Tratoria!

Name: Spike Mintroses
Weapon: Low Frequency Oscillator and Pelvic Angulations
Favorite Food: Loves Chinese, eats canned chili

Name: Bry-Guy
Weapon: Skin Tormentor
Favorite Food: Peanuts and Corn...

Name: Silent Q
Weapon: Air guitar (plays between the notes)
Favorite Food: Cheese and cornflakes

Name: The Lovely Athena
Weapon: Sweet, sweet lovin'
Favorite Food: purple groin pickle

There are also 33 or 34 additional members of Three Pounds of Bakon, most of which cannot be seen and rarely make an appearance. However, their contribution to the music and well-being of this band has been immense.